When it comes to myself, I have a perfect mixture of both my parents in me. I have developed a love for books that my father who literally owns a library of well over 6,000 books has. I have developed a talent for writing that both my parents possess. Granted, my talent is not quite as good as theirs and I have not yet written any books or historical theses that have shaped events as they have, but I still have some time to catch up.
In other areas, when calm and collected, I demonstrate my father’s sense of analytical depth and when angered I demonstrate my mother’s fire, determination and flight off the handle.
In my inherited stubbornness I still struggle to eek by in the world of politics, constantly at odds with the Leadership of the Republican Party that I have an ideological adherence to, but little ideological faith in anymore. In her stubbornness however, she has no political party loyalties. My mother can’t stand nor tolerate any politician or paerty and if she had the financial wealth of a George Soros, she would pull a Ross Perot on all their asses and create a party of her own. It would probably be a party with a very patriotic but angry sounding name. Something like the American Freedom Fighters Union. As it is, her email address is GiveMeLiberty. Mine is LiberalsRlosers. As I said….the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Recently her stubbornness has forced her to become a Tea Party Patriot. Between the outrageous antics of New Jersey state government and the audacity of dope we have in the White House, she has been driven to a point of total impatience. And so she has picked up arms in the form of a cyber trigger that she pulls constantly as she organizes a New Jersey Tea Party group. She has been attending and coordinating protests against Governor Jon Corzine and trying to wake people up to the fact that the citizens of freedom’s greatest nation are losing there freedoms.
So while my mother was setting up the DVR, she took a closer look at the screen and there it was, as clear as crystal….. GlenIf”ck.
While all other programs appeared with their proper names and spelling, this one conservative oriented program was turned into a curse word. After a moment of taking this in, she became offended and then angered by this abnormality that was unique to only this show.
As time progressed so did her anger. What was this all about? Whose idea of joke was this? All these thoughts crossed her mind and as each one passed her anger was raised.
She contacted CableVisiont, her cable provider. They had no explanation. She contacted the FCC. No answer was provided as to the reason or cause for the curse word identifying the Glenn Beck Show. So she pulled out her digital camera and recorded this event so as to prove that she was not seeing things.
My mother began forwarding the details of this mysterious but ominous situation to media outlets. Some newspapers started making calls and reporting back that neither FCC or Cablevision had an answer. In fact officials at CableVision went on record as saying “no comment”.
One New Jersey radio station picked up on this suspicious circumstance and discussed it. Others continued to try to get details about it.
Then on Friday night, the looniest of liberal loons, the master of liberal propaganda and talentless hack who couldn’t make it as sportscaster, Keith Olbermann, picked up the story. He ended his pitiful display of liberal lies and devastatingly low rated excuse for a television show with the video my mother made which showed how the Glenn Beck Show appears on her television.
In it, you will see that Dopermann tries to belittle her suspicion that this suspicious anomaly is more than just a glitch. Now while Olbermann tries to belittle her desire to get to the bottom of this by trying to paint her and conservatives as wacky conspiracy theorists, I would like to point a few things out.
First, the fact that the Glenn Beck Show is the only program that shows up this way is not a theory or even considered a conspiratorial effort by liberals. The plausible assumption here is that someone is demonstrating their own liberal biases and tampering with the programs name and the reasonable request here is to have such shenanigans stopped.
Second, if anyone wants to point fingers at extremists who exaggerate claims, Keith Dopermann should take at look at the party he pledges allegiance to and ask Hillary Clinton about that vast rightwing conspiracy that she blamed on the nation while her husband was lying to the world.
Thirdly and probably most importantly. Don’t make fun of a mans mother.
As I already stated, I have inherited my mother’s temper and Keith “Low Rated” Olbermann has already gotten on my bad side once before. Last time he offended me, I took him on and was invited to discuss him on a Los Angeles radio show.
This time , it’s personal.
So I offer this to Keith;
I don’t make fun of your mother, so do not make fun of mine. Your mother may have raised a spineless, fool with more mouth than brains but mine didn’t.
And may I also suggest that while your program ,which borders on being cancelled, continues to lose traction because of the gibberish that you air, stop for a minute and take a look at yourself and the ideology you promote. Look at your ratings and the few dredges of the earth who program their televisions to see your pathetic program. Check out the Van Jonses and Nancy Pelosis, Barney Franks, Rod Blagojeviches, Dennis Kuciniches and William Jeffersons of your ideology and tell me how serious that party can be taken.
Then I want you to please name for me any of the Democrat Party’s greatest achievements in the last forty years. I’ll be waiting for your script writers to try and dig up any significant accomplishments. The answer to that question would leave lots of dead air on your show if you had to answer that question live, on television.
In the meantime remember this, don’t make fun of people’s mothers. Especially the mothers of Italian sons from Brooklyn who have tempers.
Oh yeah. One more thing Mr. Olbermann………..